EXTREMELY SHORT REVIEW: Witless Protection

Witless Protection

Rated PG-13

Running time: 1 hr 37 mins

Cast:

Larry the Cable Guy
Ivana Milicevic
Jenny McCarthy

Critical consensus:

1/2 out of *****
(0% Fresh Rating!)

Matt's Take:

F

Mikey @ The Movies Official Rating:

0 out of *****

The premise:

The story centers on a small-town sheriff who witnesses what he believes is a kidnapping and rushes to rescue a woman.

MY REVIEW

Witless Protection is an awful awful motion picture. I'm not going to waste much of my breath reviewing this crap excuse for a film. Yes, it is by far one of the worst pieces of garbage this year. It is definitely one of the worst comedies of this year. It's a disgusting, vile shame to cinema. I didn't even laugh out of uncomfortableness or pure stupidity. This movie, in my mind, just sucks. Pure and utter cinematic torture. Ugh!

CURRENT MIKEY @ THE MOVIES AWARD NOMINATIONS:

• Worst Comedic Film of the Year

To view this films theatrical trailer, click this link: Witless Protection

*This is the 86th new film I've seen and reviewed this year.

*This film is now on DVD.