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Sunday, July 13, 2008

Mad Money

Mad Money (Rated PG-13)

Running time: 1 hr 43 mins

Cast:

Diane Keaton
Queen Latifah
Katie Holmes
Ted Danson

Critical consensus:


** out of *****

Matt's Take:

D+

Mikey @ The Movies Official Rating:

*1/2 out of *****









The premise

Three female employees of the Federal Reserve plot to steal money that is about to be destroyed.



MY REVIEW

The Story and Screenplay: Glenn Gers screenplay is your typical heist movie story. You have these characters who are struggling financially, or characters who have kids to support and a crap job that isn't providing enough money. These characters find themselves working at a financial institution and stir up a plot to steal money. They are rather successful. They keep this scheme going for 3+ years, or so we are told in one line, it's never really shown to us that this much time passes. It isn't your typical bank robbery though. These 3 women work in a backshop area of the bank where old, ruined money is destroyed. They see it as since the money is being destroyed anyway, what's the harm in taking it? I'll give it this, it's an interesting setting for a heist movie, and the way they pull it off is kind of cool. It just becomes redundant however as they keep showing us these women stealing money. Then one of the husbands gets involved. Then a boyfriend. Then a security guard love interest. What bothered me is that this plot to steal money from a bank came from one person. Yet these 5 other characters were pursuaded so easily. They almost gave it no thought to commit a serious felony. Whatever, it's only a movie. By the end, we really don't care if they get caught, there's no great suspense built up. We are lead to believe these women are way to clever to be caught, so when they do (and we do they get caught right at the beginning of the movie) we just don't care. At least I didn't.

The Story and Screenplay rating:
*1/2 out of *****


The Performances: After watching this film, it's hard to believe Diane Keaton has ever received an Oscar Nomination (Something's Gotta Give, Marvin's Room), becuase I hated her in this movie. Her character was a crazy little b***h. I don't know if it was the character or her performance, but I just don't care, she was awful. Oscar nominee Queen Latifah (Chicago) is probably the only performance I liked in this film. Her character was just as gross as the rest of them, but in terms of the performance, I enjoyed her. I usually do. Non-Oscar nominee and Queen of Scientology Katie Holmes played an....interesting character. Is that what happens when Tom Cruise lets her out of the house? I don't even think she combed her hair for this movie. Performance wise, she was OK, but she's never been good.

The Performances rating: *1/2 out of *****

The Direction and Filmaking: There was nothing overly impressive about the direction of this film. It looked worse than most heist movies, which usually have a sleeker look to them, and fancy camera shots. This was a movie about women stealing from a money shredding part of a bank. How can you make that look exciting? Well the director didn't know how either.

The Direction and Filmaking rating: ** out of *****

CURRENT MIKEY @ THE MOVIES AWARD NOMINATIONS:


  • Worst Lead Performance of the Year (Diane Keaton)

To view this films theatrical trailer, click this link: Mad Money

*This was the 60th new film that I've seen and reviewed this year.

*This film is now on DVD.

SHORT REVIEW: Over Her Dead Body

Over Her Dead Body (Rated PG-13)

Running time: 1 hr 35 mins

Cast:

Paul Rudd
Lake Bell
Eva Longoria Parker
Jason Biggs

Critical consensus:

*1/2 out of *****

Matt's Take:

C-

Mikey @ The Movies Official Rating:

* out of *****





The premise

A ghost tries to sabotage her former boyfriend's current relationship with a psychic.


MY REVIEW

Good golly, this was a pretty stupid movie. The good thing is, I was expecting that. I only rented this film to further along my own personal goal of seeing 100 new movies in 2008. To do that, you have to be willing to see the bad. This movie is no exception. The story isn't even remotely good. It's beyond any cheesy level I've ever seen. This is the second "comedy" in as many days that I have seen that truly isn't a funny movie in any way. It's almost depressing on how much of a bore it was. Paul Rudd (40 Year Old Virgin, Knocked Up) who we've recently seen in supporting and cameo roles in a slew of raunchy comedies, gets a shot at a lead role here. He is OK, and because I know the actor can be funny, he was standable. If you've never really seen him before though, you may think he delivers a pretty bland and boring performance with an occasional funny line delivery. Then we have Lake Bell an unfamiliar leading lady face, except to people like me who love the ABC Dramedy Boston Legal and even the NBC failed show Surface. She isn't terrible here, but honestly she isn't good. I loved her on Boston Legal and was sad to see her leave the show, but I guess she just doesn't have that star quality. Finally we have Eva Longoria Parker (TV's Desperate Housewives), who thank goodness has only maybe 15 minutes screentime, despite top billing. In the words of Simon Cowell, she was 'absolutely dreadful' in this film. If I had to watch her anymore, I was going to vomit, and I know that's graphic, but trust me when I say, she was so very bad in this film. Over Her Dead Body never showed any promise of at least being a somewhat entertaining film. It is depressingly bad and incredibly forgettable.




CURRENT MIKEY @ THE MOVIES AWARD NOMINATIONS:



  • Worst Comedic Film of the Year

  • Worst Supporting Performance of the Year (Eva Longoria Parker)

  • Worst Screenplay of the Year

To view this films theatrical trailer, click this link: Over Her Dead Body

*This is the 59th new film I've seen and reviewed this year.

*This film is now on DVD.
















Saturday, July 12, 2008

SHORT REVIEW: Drillbit Taylor

Drillbit Taylor (Rated PG-13)

Running time: 1 hr 49 mins

Cast:

Owen Wilson
Nate Hartley
Troy Gentile
Alex Frost
Leslie Mann
Josh Peck

Critical consensus:

** out of *****

Matt's Take:

C-

Mikey @ The Movies Official Rating:

** out of *****





The premise

Three kids hire a low-budget bodyguard to protect them from the playground bully.






MY REVIEW

Wow. What an unfunny movie. I hate to say this, but I think freakin' Meet Dave was more humorous than this below average film. What a lackluster and messy story. What was this trying to be? The teenager friendly prequel to Superbad? You have the fat curly-headed kid, the skinny white kid with wavy hair, and the nerdy white kid sidekick with braces. OK. You know how they say "Oh the preview showed all the funny parts" to movies that when viewed by audiences, aren't that funny? Well, here we had a preview that had pretty much no funny parts, and suprise, a film that had little comedy. OK, I chuckled a few times, mainly at the kids comedic delivery, not Owen Wilson (The Wedding Crashers). Do many of you know that Wilson is actually an Oscar nominated screenwriter? For The Royal Tenenbaums if you were curious. He also co-wrote Rushmore. I've never thought he's been that enjoyable of an actor, I never got his humor, and I don't in this one either. The three kids are more charming and funny that he is. Enough about them though. How about Alex Frost (Elephant)? His high school bully character is creepy and beyond insane. I don't know if it was bad acting (probably) or how the character was written (probably a little of both), but this character needs to be locked in a padded room. How does the principal (played by Stephen Root) just sit by and watch this happen? I mean whatever, it's a movie, this kid, his character and situation provided no humorous moments. He was scary. To think, this same kid, who was attacked by bullies in the brilliant film Elephant, shot up that school on a rampage. Maybe he regretted his desicion to shoot all those kids, and wanted to try being the kid who picked on him. OK now I'm just rambling. Josh Peck (Mean Creek, Nickelodeons Drake & Josh) is almost a cameo even though he's the bullies sidekick. He has maybe 10 lines the whole movie. He played a good bully in Mean Creek, perhaps Alex Frost should have asked a few pointers. To round off the acting, Leslie Mann (Knocked Up, George of the Jungle Hehe) has become quite a known actress. She was horrible in George of the Jungle, but brilliantly hillarious in Knocked Up. Here, her character is just so pointless. She comes in kind of late in the story, pops up a few times as the love interest, eh blah blah. I just didn't understand why she was needed. Stupid story, mediocre acting at best, this was just a dumb movie. Not one of the worst of the year, just....ugh.


CURRENT MIKEY @ THE MOVIES AWARD NOMINATIONS:



  • None

To view this films theatrical trailer, click this link: Drillbit Taylor

*This is the 58th new film I've seen and reviewed this year.

*This film is now on DVD.


SHORT REVIEW: Hellboy II: The Golden Army

Hellboy II: The Golden Army (Rated PG-13)

Running time: 1 hr 50 mins

Cast:

Ron Perlman
Selma Blair
Doug Jones
Seth MacFarlane
Jeffrey Tambor

Critical consensus:

***1/2 out of *****

Matt's Take:

C

Mikey @ The Movies Official Rating:

**1/2 out of *****




The premise:

The mythical world starts a rebellion against humanity in order to rule the Earth, so Hellboy and his team must save the world from the rebellious creatures.


MY REVIEW

Some of you may wonder why such a big hit movie like Hellboy II: The Golden Army is getting a short review from me. Basically I was really tired when I watched this movie, I haven't actually seen the first one, and honestly, I didn't care for it that much. There were a lot of good things about the movie. The fight sequences were awesome and all the action moments were explosive and good fun. Special effects were great. The makeup was good to make all these creatures come to life. These monsters and creatures alike are so bizzare. I compare it to a child molding some weird shape out of clay and putting eyes on it, as to how the created these things. So weird. This is an entertaining movie, but the story is weak in my opinion. Was it just me, or does this Hellboy character spend more time in the movie sulking or making jokes then he does caring about the current threat to humanity at hand? Don't get me wrong, he's funny, I just didn't understand his characters prioritys. Maybe I have to see the first one to get it huh? Until then, this movie is fun but weak at heart. Nothing truly stood out for me personally.


CURRENT MIKEY @ THE MOVIES AWARD NOMINATIONS:



  • None

To view this films theatrical trailer, click this link: Hellboy II: The Golden Army

*This is the 57th new film I've seen and reviewed this year.

SHORT REVIEW: Meet Dave

Meet Dave (Rated PG)

Running time:
1 hr 30 mins

Cast:

Eddie Murphy (two of them)
Elizabeth Banks
Gabrielle Union
Ed Helms

Critical consensus:

** out of *****

Matt's Take:

D+

Mikey @ The Movies Official Rating:

*1/2 out of *****







The premise:

A crew of miniature aliens operate a spaceship that has a human form. While trying to save their planet, the aliens encounter a new problem, as their ship becomes smitten with an Earth woman (Banks).


MY REVIEW

I'm a bit suprised by this film. Suprised that it wasn't as awful as I was expecting. Don't get me wrong, this is a terrible film. The screenplay is horrendous and the filmaking and special effects are laughable (in a bad way). The acting by most of the cast is amateur and almost offensive. However, there are bright spots that saved this film from a Mikey @ The Movies Award Nomination for Worst Picture. I actually laughed. Not out of uncomfortableness, not out of awkwardness; but because there were some funny moments. Oscar nominee Eddie Murphy (Dreamgirls) was quite hillarious in some scenes. He wasn't good...but he was funny. It's hard to believe that this man got an Oscar nomination (and very deservedly so) a few years ago, and now he's back to doing these movies. They don't even make him money anymore, I just don't get it. The other bright spot was Ed Helms (Andy Bernard on The Office). He's the one who really delivers all the funny dialogue. He stays true to his Office character. That's all she wrote though. It isn't the worst film of the year, nor one of the worst five, but make no mistake, Meet Dave is still an awful, awful film.





CURRENT MIKEY @ THE MOVIES AWARD NOMINATIONS:



  • Worst Screenplay of the Year

  • Worst Overall Filmaking of the Year

To view this films theatrical trailer, click this link: Meet Dave

*This was the 56th new film I've seen and reviewed this year.