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Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Survivor: One World - Colton The Asshole

Colton Crumbie is a cast member of this current season of Survivor: One World. He is arguably the worst human being to ever play this game, and one of the worst human beings in existence on this planet. Here are some snippets of his amazing work on this season so far.

A montage of Colton being an asshole on Survivor.
Colton nearly drowned by his fellow Survivors...HA!
AND HIS SHINING MOMENT: Colton a Racist? Just a biggot? Or just a stupid piece of crap asshole?

I hate Colton with a passion. And I know that sounds awful...but...you just don't understand if you don't watch the show. UGH!

7 comments:

  1. I am glad Colton is off the show. I've been a survivor watcher since day 1 and I haven't even wanted to watch this time. He is a very nasty, narcistic person who should've never been on the show in the first place. Please do NOT bring him back on future shows because he had to leave. I will not be watching the finale because I know the talk will be about him and I can do without that. The woman he buddied up with is of the same low caliber and really takes away the enjoyment of the show - please do NOT bring either one of these people back.

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  2. I completely agree with you on Colton and Alicia. I can't see what the shor runners saw in him that would make him appealing. There have plenty of "bad" people on the show that are fun to watch and make the show entertaining. i.e. Russell or Coach. But Colton was a whole new kind of awful that we've never seen on the show. You are right, I just know they will focus a lot of attention at the finale on Colton, which will be terrible. Alicia started off as just annoying but really turned into a grade A bitch and she's a vile, disgusting, bully of a human being. The scary thing is...she teaches children! I can't help but think her school may fire or suspend her. Because if I were a parent of one of her students...I woundn't want her around my kid.

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  3. Who do you think poisoned Colton? lol... They should have grabbed him by his ankles, dragged him away and buried that turd. My cat always buries her turd after she takes one. She's so good! Alicias' celulite is gross; so why doesn't she cover her nasty ass and legs? ugh! I like everyone else; so far.

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  4. Haha, I didn't even think of that...I bet someone did poison him, that would be quite amazing. It was probably Christina...I mean, she did have motive lol. Yeah, Alicia is gross on so many levels, and I cannot stand that she-demon. The rest of the group is good though, for the most part. Although, I can't stand Tarzan. The old man with dementia who can't process a thought on his own. Look at all of us...we sound like Colton and Alicia now. Yikes.

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  5. I think NaOnka Mixon from 2 seasons ago was worse.But I was so happy that Colton had to go even if they do bring him back the other contestants will be fully aware of how awful he is and get rid him right away like Rusell Hantz his third time around. though they threw a challange to be rid of him.

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  6. Oh wow I totally forgot about NaOnka!! Yeah, she was quite a horrible person too. But to me, she was slightly more tolerable then Colton and Alicia. I think it's cause Colton had that major bully thing going on and laughed when he did it. That's why I hate him more. But yeah, NaOnka was a vile human being too.

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